Inspirational Quotes

Christian inspirational quotes.

Posted by admin on July 3, 2009

Dumb Christan quotes

"I know God exist because we’re here"

"God exist because he said I am"

"God allowed me to go to prison to find Jesus"

"God caused me to get into a car accident so he can save my life"

Video about a Christian being prejudice against Atheists
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lfx-yOchgI
Atheist never said "we evolved from monkeys

We said, "humans and monkeys evolved from a common ancestry" dumb ass

All of these are from Top Contributors.

1."Stupid Atheists don’t exist"
…then what do you have to say about Atheists who are starting churches.
"They are stupid and ignorant, but they don’t pertain to me. Therefore they don’t exist"
…do you exist by your own definition?
2. "Jesus ordered people to be stoned to death if they didn’t follow him"
…seeing as that’s not true, rather the opposite, can you cite the Bible?
"You are obviously uneducated and don’t know your Bible, so I am blocking you".
(No verses given of course)
3. "We have proof that snakes used to have legs. This alone proves that the Bible is wrong"
…there are better examples out there. Read Genesis and how the snake was cursed to no longer walk on legs, but to slither. Not a contradiction there.
4. "You obviously don’t know your Bible. At least Atheists know that when Timothy wrote the books of Timothy, he was just showing his agreement with Paul about his hatred for women"
…ahem, Paul wrote the books of Timothy.
5. "The theory of evolution explains how the world began"
-Numerous atheists, way too many to count-
6. "Christians are bigots who slander gays and treat them like second rate citizens"
…a few minutes later he called me a "f*g". Goes to show how little of a bigot he is. Later on I saw him in the football section calling Vikings fans "gay". I doubt he was trying to compliment them.
7. "You don’t think we know where the matter came from for our universe?!?" "It’s called the Big Bang theory, go to school sometime"
…the Big Bang theory has to do with everything after the initial expansion, incase you didn’t know.
8. "The Bible was written by the council of Nicea"
…thankfully other Atheists jumped in to correct her.
9. "Marilyn Manson is the greatest rocker and guitarist ever!"
…you obviously don’t know how to play guitar, nor do you have taste. Anyone who has tried to play Manson’s music on a guitar will agree with my criticism.
10. "Statistics are a reliable science"
…you obviously never took a stats course.
11. "There are no stupid Atheist quotes"
…and you call Christians ignorant.
12. "We evolved from monkeys"
…sorry to say, a few Atheists actually do say that. What’s worse is when they try to come up with facts to prove it.
13. "Cain built a city of 10,000 people. It’s written in Genesis."
…in all honesty, I think this guy was on drugs. He may not count.
14. "Buddhists are Atheists"
15. "The gospels weren’t written until a thousand years after Jesus"
16. "Since God told Noah to bring two of every animal, he should have starved"
…you obviously haven’t read the Bible.

  1. Darwin Said,

    There are no dumb Atheist quotes.
    References :

  2. Creatheism Rules! Said,

    Both atheists and theists are deluded. I just don’t pay attention anymore.
    References :

  3. angel Said,

    No, I don’t really keep any mental notes on all the dumb things atheists say. Whoa a minute I just thought of one. This is a stock answer by many atheists. No matter how spiritually indepth the question may be they answer with this sentence more times then I care to count. Here goes.
    "God doesn’t exist". They have nothing of value to contribute but to say "God, doesn’t exist."
    References :

  4. Got Jesus ? Said,

    Yes :

    "Christians, can you think of any Atheist quotes that are as dumb as these Christian quotes?"
    References :

  5. bananas!! Said,

    well, I don’t think Christian quotes are stupid. But I will gladly state a dumb athiest quote: "we evolved from monkeys."
    References :

  6. IZ [Elmo's Buddy] Said,

    @_@

    lol.

    This God has very interesting reasoning skills.

    Edit:

    We didn’t evolve from monkeys…what…?
    References :

  7. Blank Said,

    I gots one

    "sdfahufasdkl;"

    Agnostic
    References :

  8. Click Here Said,

    Darwin, there are probably some dumb Atheist quotes, but not as many as Christians.
    References :

  9. joe b Said,

    Your list presumes that God doesnt exist. If He does in fact exist you yourself will be the subject of your own Top Ten list.
    References :

  10. My Christian "Mother"! Said,

    "God allowed me to go to prison to find Jesus"

    I particularly like THAT one!
    References :
    The Demon Lord Sesshomaru
    Atheati Warlord

  11. Nowpower Said,

    If you believe that you’ve never made any statements as dumb as those, you obviously are not even paying attention.

    We’re all idiots.
    References :

  12. ♣ Angie Said,

    Can I quote the contents of your video as a dumb atheist quote?

    That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen, it makes atheists look like dips***s.
    References :

  13. woo woo!! Said,

    "we came from monkeys"
    "Christians, can you think of any Atheist quotes that are as dumb as these Christian quotes?"
    References :

  14. Heather M Said,

    hey user Bananas! i believe in evolution it doesn’t make me an atheist i also believe in god but i think there is more evidence of evolution than the bible. i think the bible is something people wrote up to put fear into people. where is the evidence that bible was real?
    References :

  15. Daisy Said,

    I’m not a Christian, but I just wanted to added to the list….

    "Yeah, what about dinosaur vassals?" (Referring to the Earth being only several thousands years old).

    "Dinosaur vassals? God put those there to test out faith!"

    "I think god put you hear to test my faith, dude."
    References :

  16. travsbest Said,

    "You’re wrong"
    "Oh ya? Well how about you go die!"
    "Screw you you brainwashed monkey"
    "If God was real he’d show himself"
    "If God was real, why do we suffer?"

    Haha ohhh athiests :) these are real answers btw that I’ve seen, no joke. Some of them make me chuckle.
    References :
    LDS For Life
    Future Missionary

  17. Didi Said,

    I guess the dumbest thing an "atheist" can say is that they are atheist…. Since the word atheist refers to someone who does not believe in anything…so since u believe that you do not believe in anything you are therefore believing in that fact which means you are in fact not an atheist!!! You are agnostic!!
    References :

  18. Chicago Bob. Said,

    I Sure can, There is no GOD because there’s no proof? GOD’s a murderer? (Sure guys, thats why HE created us? So HE could Kill us) GOD is Satin? GOD caused my Illness. GOD put me into Prision.

    In fact GOD is the blame for everything wrong in this world.

    Sorry no Video. They are a bunch of junk anyway.
    References :

  19. Sweet Suzy 777! Said,

    Dumb Atheists quotes:

    "Christians are dimwitted."

    "Everything came from nothing."

    "Men evolved from monkeys."

    "Life started from an amoeba."

    "When we die we turn back to dust and that’s it"

    "Global warming."

    "The earth is 650 billion years old." ROTFLMAO

    "An asteroid crashed into the earth and the debris formed the moon."

    "There is no God."

    "Jesus was just a man."

    "There is no hell."
    References :

  20. lisa bee Said,

    "your delusion is not only hurting us as a species it (religion) slows the scientific process"

    Famous scientists and their beliefs:
    Sir Isaac Newton (father of laws of gravity) God is essential to the nature and absoluteness of space
    Albert Einstein (no personal belief in God) recognized the impossibility of a non created universe.
    Galileo: The Bible cannot err.
    References :
    http://www.godandscience.org/apologetics/sciencefaith.html

  21. charchar Said,

    There is no God is the dumbest statement ever made by anyone!
    References :

  22. Mr McKenzie Said,

    Proteins are made of amino acids that, like the nitrogenous bases of DNA, must occur in very particular sequences. Choosing again even a very small protein with only one hundred amino acids, we find that the probability of getting the right combination by chance is far, far beyond Dawkins billion to one.

    The odds are actually 20^100 to one, against. Dawkins throws out the easy odds of 1,000,000,000 to one. But when we do the actual calculation using only a very modest protein, we find the odds at about12,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,
    000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, 000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
    to one against getting the simplest protein structure by chance. You don’t have to be either a scientist or a statistician to see the difference in the number of zeros.

    If the odds are this bad, so bad that they amount to the closest thing next to impossible that’s possible, what could account for Dawkins’ incalculable faith in chance? To begin with, he thinks he’s got nothing to prove: "however improbable the origin of life might be," Dawkins assures the reader, "we know it happened on Earth because we are here."

    That is not an argument. It is, at best, an assumption dressed up as a demonstration. One could just as well demonstrate that fairies create life, for "we know it happened on Earth because we are here." Again, we have the fallacy of a petitio principii: It proves nothing because it proves anything.

    Boiling down his presentation, it amounts to something like this, if we might borrow from his own grating caricature of a theist in ‘The God Delusion’:

    "Bet you I can prove life arose by chance."
    "What? Go ahead!"
    "However improbable the origin of life might be, we know it happened on Earth because we are here. There! You don’t need God! So I’ve proved that God does not exist. Nur Nurny Nur Nur. All theists are fools."
    References :

  23. Lost in space Said,

    All of these are from Top Contributors.

    1."Stupid Atheists don’t exist"
    …then what do you have to say about Atheists who are starting churches.
    "They are stupid and ignorant, but they don’t pertain to me. Therefore they don’t exist"
    …do you exist by your own definition?
    2. "Jesus ordered people to be stoned to death if they didn’t follow him"
    …seeing as that’s not true, rather the opposite, can you cite the Bible?
    "You are obviously uneducated and don’t know your Bible, so I am blocking you".
    (No verses given of course)
    3. "We have proof that snakes used to have legs. This alone proves that the Bible is wrong"
    …there are better examples out there. Read Genesis and how the snake was cursed to no longer walk on legs, but to slither. Not a contradiction there.
    4. "You obviously don’t know your Bible. At least Atheists know that when Timothy wrote the books of Timothy, he was just showing his agreement with Paul about his hatred for women"
    …ahem, Paul wrote the books of Timothy.
    5. "The theory of evolution explains how the world began"
    -Numerous atheists, way too many to count-
    6. "Christians are bigots who slander gays and treat them like second rate citizens"
    …a few minutes later he called me a "f*g". Goes to show how little of a bigot he is. Later on I saw him in the football section calling Vikings fans "gay". I doubt he was trying to compliment them.
    7. "You don’t think we know where the matter came from for our universe?!?" "It’s called the Big Bang theory, go to school sometime"
    …the Big Bang theory has to do with everything after the initial expansion, incase you didn’t know.
    8. "The Bible was written by the council of Nicea"
    …thankfully other Atheists jumped in to correct her.
    9. "Marilyn Manson is the greatest rocker and guitarist ever!"
    …you obviously don’t know how to play guitar, nor do you have taste. Anyone who has tried to play Manson’s music on a guitar will agree with my criticism.
    10. "Statistics are a reliable science"
    …you obviously never took a stats course.
    11. "There are no stupid Atheist quotes"
    …and you call Christians ignorant.
    12. "We evolved from monkeys"
    …sorry to say, a few Atheists actually do say that. What’s worse is when they try to come up with facts to prove it.
    13. "Cain built a city of 10,000 people. It’s written in Genesis."
    …in all honesty, I think this guy was on drugs. He may not count.
    14. "Buddhists are Atheists"
    15. "The gospels weren’t written until a thousand years after Jesus"
    16. "Since God told Noah to bring two of every animal, he should have starved"
    …you obviously haven’t read the Bible.
    References :

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